| These are Gutter's gift ideas: | Last Updated: 10/29/2000 6:50:32 PM |
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| Breedertroll Bingo Markers
These high-quality daubers make Breedertroll Bingo even more fun! | $3.50
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| Breeder B-Gone
Send breeders fleeing -- and help dissolve the ozone layer! -- with this aerosol wonder product. | $5.99
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| Time-to-Train Cayenne-Laced Diapers
When they just don't want to make #2 by themselves, help them along with this "spicy" cotton undergarment. | $12.00
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| Boss' Day
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| Susan Smith Junior Water Wings
Made in Taiwan. All sales final. | $14.99
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| JonBenet's Greatest Hits
The posthumous CD <sniff!> | $16.99
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| Vasectomy
The snip that keeps on giving | $150.00
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These are gifts gb has given to Gutter: |
| Gifts you have Purchased | Cost | Desire | Occasion | Check Off
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| Ronco Abortion-O-Matic View
It slices, it dices, it makes julienned fetus! | $49.95
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| Christmas
| 10/28/2000
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| Silence-the-Child Junior Muzzle View
Specify restaurant or airplane model, please. | $69.00
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| Baby
| 10/28/2000
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| My Little Dead Pony View
Watch their eyes shine -- with tears! | $21.95
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| Sweetest Day
| 10/28/2000
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| George Foreman's Li'l Sizzler Car Seat View
Now you can make baby bacon with half the fat when you "forget" to take Kaytyllynne out of the car... | $129.95
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| What Shall We Name the Abortion? View
Just because it's not going to be born doesn't mean it can't have a Unique and Individual name! Smeary, Scraype, and Clotilde are just a few of the clever names in this handsome volume. | $10.99
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| Baby Shower
| 10/29/2000
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| CF Coffee Mug View
Guys, the legend on this microwave-safe mug is the perfect comeback to paranoid breeders who assume every man is a potential pedophile: "NOT WITH ROSIE O'DONNELL'S DICK." In blue and pink. | $
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| Dave Van's Guide to Parenting View
Move over, Erma Bombeck, 'cause Dave's in the house! You'll be rolling in the wreckage with chapter titles like "Cameron and the Gun," "It's a Learning Disability, I Tell You," and "Not My Fault, Really." Hardcover. | $21.95
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| Baby Shower
| 12/5/2004
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